Mr. Banana “BP” Pepper
Mr. Banana Pepper was a great adventurer. People that knew him called him BP. He died on February 2, 1993 on Production Day in which his life was ended by the slicer during the production process. His body was found cut up in slices in a container full of other victims ready to be shipped. His death was quick and painless.
Mr. BP was born on January 1, 1973 in the Everglades of southern Florida. He was the only son of Mrs. Banana and Mr. Pepper who he barely even knew because they both passed away from a combination of a seizure and a heart attack at the same time in their very own home while Mr. BP was at work. Mr. BP was only 15 years old. He attempted to go through high school, but his job at Marsh was not making the cut on costs so he dropped out halfway through his sophomore year. He lived the rest of his life alone and by going on adventures.
There will be a public calling at the Adventures Chapel this Saturday at 10:00am and a private ceremony will be held, after the luncheon, at Everglades Swamp Cemetery at 1:00pm.
3 comments:
You've got an error with the date/age, being born on 1973 and dying in 1993 means he would be twenty rather than fifteen.
You ended the obit with the luncheon, I love that. Also, I'd love to see what it would look like when BP's parents die simultaneously of heart attacks. You could make the banana peppers look rotten for the older peppers.
I really like this story because it is very funny since it is about a banana pepper. Also the way the parents died is funny and I think it is interesting that you had them die at the same time.
Who killed him and why? or was it a large amount of people who accidentally fell into this slicer referring to the other victims. but otherwise those questions good obituary.
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